WHAT THE HELL??!!

POMPUAN NI??

pergghh! dye kutok aku kaw2 punye beb!
eyh kau pikir bagos sangat ke huh??
perlu ke kau nak panggil aku 
BABI??
sape BABI masalah skang nie hah??

!gilee RECESSIVE kau nie!

kau send text yg MAKI2
Aku kat laki aku 
pahal selenge??

language kau bapak PORN !
*agk2 dye tau tak word PORN tu apee*
mukee kau stok2 MAK2 yg dah
beranak LIMA laaa wey!

kau nak tak aku ajak masuk satu
GAME SHOW nie??
THE BIGGEST LOSER ASIA?
tau takk game show nie??
apee lagi emma! 
joinlaa!
hahahahahah
*gelak jahad!*



kau pikir aku hamak dengan
LAKI kau tuhh??
hakh alahh
pegi HELL lha kau!

kau macam minah endon lha syg!
*EYKIN VIOLET SANTA*

kau samee jee ngan 
membe kau tuh!
sapeee namee die??
EYKIN VIOLET SANTAU?
eh2! silap EYKIN VIOLET SANTA!
:p

Pahal kau nak maki2 aku ngan BESTIES
aku??
cukop bagos dahh??
Cukop hot dahh??
kalau kau rase kau HOT kau '
takkan make this stupid
THINGS la BITCH!


ppsssttt!
u'guys na tau takk???
aku rasee kann dye nie
look's like
MINAH REMPIT jee!


why??
sebab kan dye txt aku gune
BAHASE REMPIT
siiiooottt!
perghhh!
walawey!
fyi, lima kali dowh aku bace txt
dye!
payah gile nak paham!

!GADES KAMPONG laa katakannn!
but if dye really2 KAMPONG GIRL
kann why dye nak gunee bahase2
kurang SOPAN eahh??
*maybe terlampau kampong kod!*
hahahahaahah!
LOL:D

aku tak sukee la nak
GADOH2 ngan kau  BITCH!
Tak bapee nak FEELING!
because you're not my 
'compatriot'
kind city!

aku tak kesah kau nak
MAKI2
aku!
just go on with it!
that's between you and GOD!
tu masalah kau!
bukan aku!
ouuke!

i'm really2 happy with
my life right now!
my Mr.Bean is PERFECT
than YOUR hubby!

i've got my perfect life!
so just go on with
SUCK'S LIFE!

LOL:D





Ouh babyy , I Love You :)

4 comments:

  1. yeahhh! hahaah! selenge! DARING kann??!

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  2. pfft ,, bahos lhaa ! haha! mroskn nme kampong je doh die ! gedikk nk mamposs lak aii bdk urh ! budush -,-" ! btw bagos eiyla :)

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  3. yeyeah! syg gilakk kat korang !
    bhahahah~ (:

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